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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
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